I was flipping through the channels and I happen to catch the "Bacherlorette". And I saw (I guess his name is) Juan Pablo, who's the Bachelor.
In the scene, Pablo was having an alone date with one of the girl-contestants. Apparently, this girl he was talking to, has a son, that she wants to go back home and visit. Pablo is talking to her and pouring out his heart, saying why he doesn't want her to go, but he has to let her...blah blah blah, yada yada yada. But what was funny about the scene, was the way he spoke in mumbles from his deep accent and how you couldn't really understand what he's saying.
I'd have Taran Killam play Pablo, and I would have him play different scenes with all the female SNL cast members; the female cast would obviously play the girls on the show, who Pablo is trying to pick.
In the first part of the skit, I would have Killam and Cecily Strong in it; Strong would play a contestant who has an alone date.
Killam -- who will play Pablo -- talks closely to Strong; tells her why he likes her and why she's beautiful, etc. Though Killam will talk the same way Pablo talks. Which is, in that slow, slurring, deep accent of Pablo's. Now, after Killam finishes what he's saying, Strong would pause for a while and say: ....'WHAT?'
I would like Strong to start off this scene because she would say the word "what" in the most vulgar way and the best way, for this very sketch.
Then afterwards I'd put in Kate McKinnon, Vanessa Bayer, Nasim Pedrad in the skit and they'll say "what" or "huh", as they'll play the rest of the girls on the show.
But for Aidy Bryant, I would do something different with her. After Killam finishes what he's telling Bryant -- Bryant pauses for a while and says: '....You want a Chimichanga?'
So, that's my sketch. I hope someone from SNL reads it... :DDD
