Tuesday, April 21, 2015

11 Must-See 'Celebrity Deathmatch' Matches

Hearing the other day that MTV's classic "Celebrity Deathmatch" is returning, I was ecstatic. Loved it when I was kid growing up; it attracted it all ages. It was fun seeing celebrities fight each other, as clay cartoons. 

We saw almost every celeb fight each other. And the fights had actual meaning to them. I never liked the whole celebrity gossip world, I never talk about it on this site, but when there was a feud going on between two celebrities, "Celebrity Deathmatch' would have them kill each other in the ring. It was a great idea. MTV then, and still, have these amazing ideas on creating shows. 

But it's been a while since 'Celebrity Deathmatch' has been on. Lots of things changed from 1998 to 2015 -- a whole lot! So that's why I decided to make eleven must-see celebrity matches. These aren't matches that taken on poll by fans of the show. There mine. Although...I think these are matches fans of the celebs would want to see.  

Chris Brown vs. Drake
'The Long Last Feud'

If fans of the show decided to make a list of matches they would want to see, this one would be on every list.

Khloe Kardashian & Kylie Jenner vs. Amber Rose & Blac Chyna 
'Tag-Team Match'

With Khloe and Amber going add it a couple months ago, while Kylie and Chyna are going at it now, why not have the two sisters face the two friends? 

Kanye West vs. Beck
'Beck Gets Revenge from Grammys'

Beck teaches Kanye why he deserved the album of the year and Kanye teaches Beck why Beyonce deserved it.

Justin Bieber vs. Orlando Bloom
'Long Feud That Finally Settles it'

We all know the story about Bieber sleeping with Orlando's then girlfriend Miranda Kerr. Both nearly fought in the streets...but...rather they be made into clay cartoons and kill each other that way.

Tom Cruise vs. Katie Holmes
'Whoever Wins, Gets Sole Custody of Suri Cruise'

These two can't seem to share custody of their own daughter. Well...get in the ring!

Jimmy Fallon vs. Jimmy Kimmel 
'Whose the New King of Late Night'

Would love to see Seth Meyers come in and kill the both of them.

Jay-Z & Kanye West vs. Tupac Shakur & Biggie Smalls
'Hip-Hop Legends of Old vs. New'

This...NEEDS to happen.

Jay-Z vs. Solange Knowles
'Husband vs. Sister-Law'

I can see this being the main event in an episode.

Ariana Grande vs. Taylor Swift
'Whose the Princess of Pop?'

This match should be for the tweeners.

Eddie Murphy vs. Lorne Michaels
'The Joke Stops Here'

FINALLY...we're gonna get to see Murphy get his hands on Michaels, after all these years -- if this match does happen. 

Gwyneth Paltrow vs. Jennifer Lawrence
'Chris Martin's Tunnels Face-Off'

Like Chris Brown vs. Drake, this one would be on everyone's list.