Monday, January 14, 2013

Top-10 Hottest Women of '13 Golden Globes

This is my top-ten women who were the hottest-looking, at last night's 2013 Golden Globes.

And no, this is not about fashion. It's about me wishing I could bang one of these broads.

10. Amanda Seyfried 

Ever since the movie "Mean Girls" I could never forget those big eyes ... And those big eyes, too...

If you're you're a dude and you're in a relationship or married, it's tough having conversation with her and not imagining you do her doggy-style in your head.


9. Megan Fox

She could have fifth-teen more kids and she'll still look hot.

Someone on my Twitter line said that Megan wasn't as hot anymore after she had a kid -- I beg to differ.


8. Marion Cotillard 

To me, the two hottest women in Hollywood are Angelina Jolie and Natalie Portman. And Marion Cotillard could easily be no.3 in that list of mine.

Underrated beauty, in Hollywood. Just look at those eyes ... Oy vey.


7. Adele 

I would like to know what guy decided to break this girl's heart? All I have to do is look at that face and I'm in-love.

Adele is perfection to me -- you know why? Because she's got a beautiful face and she's chubby. A mixture of non-perfection and perfection: is perfection, to me.

I wish she was poor so I can go out with her. Lol.

6. Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Does Elaine Benes ever age? Jeez ... She just gets hotter has she gets older.

5. Lena Dunham

Lena is very sexy to me.

To have a tattoo on your arm like street tough and wearing dress like that at the Golden Globes, and have the confidence that she has -- that's a sexy woman to me, folks.


4. Jessica Chastain 

Can I find a red-head chick that looks like Jessica Chastain, please!

She looks like she smells like cinnamon, when you kiss her neck.

Natural beauty at it's finest, right here.

3. Anne Hathaway

What more do you want? ... That's what I say when I look at Anne Hathaway.

When she won that award, and if I was her husband, I would start having sex with her on the stage.

Even her vagina is perfect. It looks like it was craved by angels.

2. Claire Danes 

Beautiful, simple and real. Every single guy in their mid to late 30's wish they can find a Claire Danes, so they can marry and have children with.

And you saw that booty she had? Wow!

1. Jennifer Lawrence

If I'm a celebrity right now, I'm telling my agent to get in contact with her agent, so I can have her number. This is the girl to date if you're in your early, mid-20's.

Not only Jennifer Lawrence is beautiful, but she's herself. She wasn't trying to prove anything to anyone, last night.

Does she have a body ... Oh my god.

So, Jennifer Lawrence is my no.1 hotty of last night's Golden Globes.