BREAKING!: Spiderman Saves a Dildo!

In the streets of Willamsburg, Brooklyn, a Spiderman action figure is dangling from a cable wire -- and what's dangling from Spidey? A dildo! Yes, a dildo. Thankfully, Spidey saved that dildo from the streets of New York, where it could've been easily killed by a car. 

Sources told me many single women crowded and praised around Spiderman in the streets of Brooklyn.